Another ad I found in the mail about Iron Will's training program. It's almost the same as the last one but they changed the cartoon.
(Ponies as a parody of TF2 as a parody of Charles Atlas)
*Lambast rhymes with baste, like cooking, so this doesn't work. Consider "They lay waste, you lambast!" or "They push on the fringe, you fire the syringe!" or "They air blast, you outlast!"